bestnatesmithever:

When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via pizza-and-mixed-thoughts)

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

(via 3dge0fdesire)

My mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive